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Gomez tried not roll our collective eyes (we got eyes like spider, oiste?) when news surfaced this week about Cuban-American singer Christina Milian.

First, we learned that a demo of her newly-recorded single has been leaked on the Internet. Here's the link where you can hear the song, I'm a Cheat.

Then we learned that Ms. Milian is not actually engaged to a producer who goes by the name The-Dream. Gomez never thought she was. Gomez can't believe anyone would be silly enough to go by a made-up name like...oh, well, what? Nevermind.

Then the story surfaced that there is some controversy about Ms. Milian lightening her skin and dyeing her hair blond. I guess that with resident fading freak Jack-O on tour the skin-lightening police had to pick on someone else.

Gomez does think the new Ms. Milian looks much worse than the old, however contrived the controversy might be. Gomez suspects all these Milian Mishaps are the result of some late-night hand-wringing by overpaid publicists who hope to draw attention to the singer who, "coincidentally," has a new remix of an old song, Amazing, out in video.

Gomez respects Ms. Milian's obvious talents, but wishes she weren't reduced to stunt-pimpin' for attention like Britney. Gomez would not, however, be disappointed if Ms. Milian shaved all that straw-stiff yellow stuff from her head. Then again, Gomez's first live concert was Van Halen. Times have changed. Maybe Gomez should, too.